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Jack doing his ‘looking into the distance nobly’ pose on the boat last week.

Andy Hamilton, on Radio 4 this evening, was very funny. He told the story of footballer Lee Todd, who was sent off after a record-breaking two seconds. The ref blew the whistle for play to start and Todd exclaimed, 'Fuck me, that was loud.'

Rutabaga wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Andy Hamilton, on Radio 4 this evening, was very funny. He told the story of footballer Lee Todd, who was sent off after a record-breaking two seconds. The ref blew the whistle for play to start and Todd exclaimed, 'Fuck me, that was loud.'

Andy is funny

Sarah Vine (Mrs Michael Gove) was on Broadcasting House last Sunday. Stewart Lee - um - came up, and she wouldn't talk about him as he had written the most disgusting thing about her. That - of course - sent me to google. I found two quotes, both drew shocked laughter. I don't know which one she was complaining about.

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As a student, David Cameron is rumoured to have put his penis into a dead pig. To outdo him as an adult, in an act even more bizarre and obscene, Michael Gove put his penis into a Daily Mail journalist.

Though now I am thinking about it, that Parcelforce van has been there a while....

There are many memes and photoshops of Trump, but this is my current favourite.

Regulator wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Jack doing his ‘looking into the distance nobly’ pose on the boat last week.

That dog needs a tuckerbox.

You're going to have to explain that one @Joan I assume it's an Australian thing.

Didn't a tucker box feature in Waltzing Matilda?

I was trying to remember a celebrity chef's name. You can see my query in the search box.

Google had no doubt who I was looking for. It's a little scary.

So apparently somewhere in Colorado someone organised a moonlight cinema in bed event, where you could pay $50+ to lie on an inflatable mattress, eat popcorn and watch a movie. But during the afternoon, the wind picked up.