Cycling Related

I don't think that I will ever go back to working in an office full time.

Apparently the phrase "went to Italy to baptise his son" is a euphemism.

Think of it as an opportunity to remodel it as you would prefer.

I got one of those for my Latin O level.

Good signing for Spurs, assuming 3rd choice keeper wages
Leaving the Labour Party, I expect.
Politicians not to blame
See above

Politicians not to blame
A horse, apparently.
Inexplicably not 20 points ahead.

Still living in the past
Still alive
Still hated
Still refining understanding
Still dead

Joan wrote: ↑

3 years ago

I'm walking around a Whole Foods in a face mask, looking at chia seeds. Once In A Lifetime is playing on the PA.

My god, what have I done?

Moved into a shotgun shack?

Apparently, and this might be a surprise, there is an outside chance that we don't really have a government so much as a crime syndicate hiding in plain sight. I suspect that my MP, minister for stopping small boats crossing the channel, hasn't been let in on this.

That photo of poor Ross Kemp is in my illustrated dictionary, under the word schadenfreude

A heady cocktail

This will probably come as a bit of a surprise to some but it turns out that Anne Widdicombe is an anti-masker

A saint sandwich with nonsebread.

Did you find out what the significance of the cat is?

Dead nonce
Delivery vehicles drawn by horse
Snowflake outrage
Snowflake outrage
Sponger