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I missed it by 1 minute.

Meanwhile, the police have set up a checkpoint on the main road to ensure that all journeys are 'essential'.

Your Gilead correspondent.

We've reviewed our construction projects and concluded that none of them can operate with required social distancing, so we're closing them down. It does make me wonder how many construction sites could genuinely operate in compliance with current guidance. I read somewhere that last night, Sadiq s...

Our local brewery is doing a drive through, no physical contact, contactless payment etc. I shall be partaking later.

Boris Johnson seems to have the look of a man who's seen his own death.

I'm not suggesting he's hiding anything but its another example of how this shit is real.

Day 1 of working from home and I'm already sick of myself, I'm glad I don't work with me.

Blimey ... from 590 to 798 overnight. 35%

This shits getting real.

It seems to me, as a layman the medical impact is nought (on the individual) as compared to the PEST implication (on society), which is why we need politicians.

Regulator wrote: ↑

4 years ago

We need a sarcasm smiley...

As a health professional I'd be interesting in hearing an opinion to the contrary?

I never thought I'd say this but I think Boris is managing this very well indeed.

We're only a small company of 16 but have properly started contingency implementation this morning.

Tesco Update 10/02/2020 12:15

Loo roll plentiful, Hand Wash premium brand only, Bleach zero.

A hitherto unpublished symptom appears to cause the elderly to randomly stop and point at empty shelves, thus blocking the aisles.

Joan wrote: ↑

4 years ago

From here?

(trying to imply I will cross the country in pursuit of a single roll of toilet paper. That's crazy as the Evening Standard is free.)

For a small sum i can post you say, 7 single sheets*. 48 quid?

* A weeks worth obvs*

* Assuming SBBM*

* Standard British Bowel Movements.

Joan wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Where is this mythical Tesco? Is there are train station nearby?

I can assure you its very real and 35 minutes walk.

Sonic Budgie wrote: ↑

4 years ago

People that have run out of toilet paper?

Just back from Tesco the loo roll shelf was almost empty and the hand sanitiser shelf completely empty. There was a sign, "limited to 5 per person" ,ho the fuck needs 5 hand sanitisers all at once?!

Madness.

I hope that you asked for their best bitter. I had 2/3rds of a pint of New England Indian Pale Ale, dry hopped with Wankoberries with a Marshmellow infusion, served in an elves horn and brewed by I'm Mad Me!!!! Hipster Brewery Co. For 48 quid it really was quite tasty........ and it made my piss gl...