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Continuing two themes*
Wikipedia via The Now Show:
The Proud Boys say they have an initiation process that has four stages and includes hazing. The first stage is a loyalty oath, the second is getting punched until the person recites pop culture trivia, the third is getting a tattoo and agreeing to not masturbate, and the fourth is getting into a major fight "for the cause."
Presumably the wobbling makes it harder for tattooist.
* The themes are R4 Friday night comedy, and masturbation.
Wikipedia via The Now Show:
The Proud Boys say they have an initiation process that has four stages and includes hazing. The first stage is a loyalty oath, the second is getting punched until the person recites pop culture trivia, the third is getting a tattoo and agreeing to not masturbate, and the fourth is getting into a major fight "for the cause."
Presumably the wobbling makes it harder for tattooist.
* The themes are R4 Friday night comedy, and masturbation.
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That reminds me of the very old joke:
I was at the surgery and the Doctor said " Mr Dunckel you will have to stop masturbating".
I asked "Why?".
He said "Because I'm trying to examine you".
I was at the surgery and the Doctor said " Mr Dunckel you will have to stop masturbating".
I asked "Why?".
He said "Because I'm trying to examine you".
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When The Prof was a very junior doctor working in A&E she attended a patient in a cubical and discovered he was lying on the couch playing with himself. She told him to stop and said she’d come back when he’d sorted himself out (luckily he wasn’t a real emergency). She came back 10 minutes later to find that he’d gone. Her consultant fell about laughing when she went back and reported that the patient appeared to have taken his own discharge.
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Friday night comedy again:
What do John Lewis and Elton John have in common, except for the same name? They are both national icons who enjoy a good furnishing.
What do John Lewis and Elton John have in common, except for the same name? They are both national icons who enjoy a good furnishing.
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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... mous-penis
Guardian readers discussion penis size BLT, omg!
Guardian readers discussion penis size BLT, omg!
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The funniest thing is:Joan wrote: ↑5 years agohttps://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... mous-penis
Guardian readers discussion penis size BLT, omg!
"Comments on this piece are premoderated to ensure the discussion remains on the topics raised by the article"
Which shows that even if you pay your mods you can't expect them to make decent decisions.
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The people trying to make serious points are being sadly drowned out by those proving the truth of the post that says, 'Men have two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time.'
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https://inspirobot.me ... a bot that generates inspirational quotes, and puts them on inspirational images ....
This is the first one I got:
and I liked this one .....
one more because it has a bicycle in it:
This is the first one I got:
and I liked this one .....
one more because it has a bicycle in it:
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Shamelessly nicked from a Twitter thingy whatsit someone sent me.
An American tourist once came up to me and said, "Excuse me, do you know where Big Ben's at?"
"You shouldn't end a sentence in a preposition," I replied.
"Sorry," he said. "Do you know where Big Ben's at, you fucking asshole?"
An American tourist once came up to me and said, "Excuse me, do you know where Big Ben's at?"
"You shouldn't end a sentence in a preposition," I replied.
"Sorry," he said. "Do you know where Big Ben's at, you fucking asshole?"
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My USA News quiz podcast is asking contestants to explain English language headlines:
From oz: Victorian man attacked by 'roo, manages to save his stubbie.
From UK: Zebras get the hump
UK: Greg's pastie boiled my bellend
NZ: Chuffed to have spuds chosen.
Edit: they just finished with an ad: "The Glenlivet distilling company, New York, New York"!???
From oz: Victorian man attacked by 'roo, manages to save his stubbie.
From UK: Zebras get the hump
UK: Greg's pastie boiled my bellend
NZ: Chuffed to have spuds chosen.
Edit: they just finished with an ad: "The Glenlivet distilling company, New York, New York"!???
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