I see Boris is promising that if he becomes leader, old people won't have to die anymore.
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Apparently people working in South Carolina grocery stores haven't heard of "summa cum laude"
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You know those canonical lists of (usually) 3 great lies? Eg
- We're from the Government, we are here to help.
- The cheque is in the mail.
- Just the tip.
- Ripe and ready avocados
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I had briefly turned 3rd party cookies back on, and was shocked to see this ad:office gadget called Joan!
I briefly wondered at the name, but then remembered ** The most closely targeted ad I had seen before this was "there are single women in Uxbridge right now looking for you" (I don't live in Uxbridge).
The only site I was logged into was this one, and there aren't any tracking cookies on here: how did they work out my name???** I clicked the link and found out, there's an I briefly wondered at the name, but then remembered ** The most closely targeted ad I had seen before this was "there are single women in Uxbridge right now looking for you" (I don't live in Uxbridge).
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I tried to type Romani with my phone (Android/SwiftKey). It autocorrected me to hell and back, so finally I typed Romania and hit the backspace key.
A little later I typed "Romi", and it offered as the first two suggestions "Romulans" and "Romulus". Bloody nerds
(In case you are hoping, like I did, that Romulus refers to the mythical founder of Rome, it does not. Remus was not in the dictionary.)
A little later I typed "Romi", and it offered as the first two suggestions "Romulans" and "Romulus". Bloody nerds
(In case you are hoping, like I did, that Romulus refers to the mythical founder of Rome, it does not. Remus was not in the dictionary.)
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Learning from John McCririck's obituary that he was once turned down for a job in the Diplomatic Service.
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He was clearly unsuitable for diplomatic service.
But if he was still with us, he'd be a shoo in for foreign secretary under Boris - or Jeremy
But if he was still with us, he'd be a shoo in for foreign secretary under Boris - or Jeremy
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Hitting the High Street yesterday...
Apparently Boots now realises that babies are a sexually transmitted infection.
Meanwhile, Tesco seems to be fighting cancer, heart disease and diabetes by giving away doughnuts!
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