This made me laugh.....

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Lullabelle wrote:
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I love misdirection jokes, eg
Why do elephants have big ears?
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Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
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Joan wrote:
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^^^^
I love misdirection jokes, eg
Why do elephants have big ears?
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Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
I never watched Noddy so never understood this joke, had to have it explained to me.
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Joan wrote:
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I love misdirection jokes, eg
Why do elephants have big ears?
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Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
That was my Dad's favourite joke, well his favourite non racist one anyway.
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Post by Rutabaga » 3 months ago

An article in the local paper about people being shocked to witness a seagull swallowing an already-dead pigeon whole - one witness is quoted as saying they "couldn't understand why the seagull would do this". Presumably because seagulls in Brighton must all be vegans.
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I assumed that the seagull did it because his mates bet him that he couldn't.
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That's the accent where sex, sucks, six all sound the same.....
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This made me laugh......

British politics
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This made me laugh......

British politics
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Post by Dunckel » 3 months ago

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This made me laugh......

British politics
Labour got completely let off the hook this evening, when you would expect everyone to be talking about the first MP to be kicked out by petition, suddenly Theresa May decides to steal the news agenda again.
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Labour got completely let off the hook this evening, when you would expect everyone to be talking about the first MP to be kicked out by petition, suddenly Theresa May decides to steal the news agenda again.
Labour sacked Onasanya very quickly, months ago.

What Williamson is alleged to have done might well end up in the same way.
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Post by Joan » 3 months ago

Yeah, right, Words With Friends, that is what clit means…
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