Football Songs

[LowlifeDes]

I just heard Fat Les' Vinderloo for the first time in a while. I now can't decide whether it is moronic, tongue in cheek moronic, or a tribute to Dadaism.

Where on earth are you from?
we're from england
where you come from
do you put the kettle on?
kick it
nah nah nah
nah nah nah
nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah
bonjour
nah nah nah
monsieur
nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah
nah nah nah
nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah
we're england
we're gonna score one more than you
england!
can i introduce you please
to a lump of cheddar cheese
knit one, pearl one
drop one, curl one
kick it
nah nah nah
nah nah nah
nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah
nah nah nah
nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah
nah nah nah
nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah
we're england
we're gonna score one more than you
england!
me and me mum and me dad and me gran
we're off to waterloo
me and me mum and me dad and me gran
and a bucket of vindaloo
bucket!
vindaloo
vindaloo
vindaloo
vindaloo
vindaloo nah nah
vindaloo
vindaloo
vindaloo
vindaloo nah nah
vindaloo
vindaloo
and we all like vindaloo
we're england
we're gonna score one more than you
england!
nah nah nah
vindaloo
nah nah nah
vindaloo
nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah
vindaloo
nah nah nah
vindaloo
nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah nah
vindaloo
vindaloo
and we all like vindaloo
we're england
we're gonna score one more than you
england!
nah nah nah
vindaloo
nah nah nah
vindaloo
nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah
vindaloo
nah nah nah
vindaloo
nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah nah
vindaloo
vindaloo
and we all like vindaloo
we're england
we're gonna score one more than you
england!

[Joan]

I moved here in 99. I have never heard this before (that I recall).

I stared slack-jawed at the video. I don't know what I have just watched.

[Sonic Budgie]

I moved here in 99. I have never heard this before (that I recall).

I stared slack-jawed at the video. I don't know what I have just watched.

99?

Are you not familiar with "World in Motion" then, featuring John Barnes' rap and Chris Waddle's mullet?



Also featuring Keith Allen BTW, of Vindaloo fame.

[Rutabaga]

I don't know anything about football songs, but I do rather prefer the current longer-length shorts, much more flattering.

[Greg]

99?

Are you not familiar with "World in Motion" then, featuring John Barnes' rap and Chris Waddle's mullet?



Also featuring Keith Allen BTW, of Vindaloo fame.

I remember it well, it was the day New Order died.

[Joan]

99?

Are you not familiar with "World in Motion" then, featuring John Barnes' rap and Chris Waddle's mullet?



Also featuring Keith Allen BTW, of Vindaloo fame.

Um, no. Google says it was released in 1990. I don't remember hearing it then, though honestly I doubt I would remember it. Apparently it got to 21 on the charts, so it's likely I heard it.

[The Real Ravenhurst]

I don't know anything about football songs, but I do rather prefer the current longer-length shorts, much more flattering.

For those who disagree, there are alternative ways of wearing them...

[Joan]

I'm kinda nostalgic for short shorts.

[LowlifeDes]

For those who disagree, there are alternative ways of wearing them...


ronaldo shorts.jpg

Thornton Heath's finest

[Rutabaga]

For those who disagree, there are alternative ways of wearing them...

Pampers?