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I’m being surveyed by the government about Brexit

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 4:10 pm
by Markymark
Just had a call, as the MD of a services and manufacturing SME to get my views for the government on Brexit. Centered around trade and financing. I’m sure you guys will say they’re ringing around everyone but I’m fairly sure TM is finally panicking and wanting my opinion on what to do. I knew it was only a matter of time.

Re: I’m being surveyed by the government about Brexit

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 4:23 pm
by Regulator
If they've resorted to asking your opinion then I know we're f*cked.

I'm going to prepare for the Brexit Zombiepocalypse... I shall start hoarding food, ammunition and gin.

Re: I’m being surveyed by the government about Brexit

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 4:37 pm
by Hopless500
I've accidentally started the hoarding of gin. I found a half bottle of Seville Tanqueray and a full bottle of the ordinary that I somehow forgot I had. I found them while hunting for a bottle of rhubarb & ginger gin that I knew I had but couldn't find. While I was wondering where the hell it had gone, I went out and bought a couple more bottles. I have some gin.

Re: I’m being surveyed by the government about Brexit

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 4:50 pm
by Regulator
Hopless500 wrote:
5 years ago
I've accidentally started the hoarding of gin. I found a half bottle of Seville Tanqueray and a full bottle of the ordinary that I somehow forgot I had. I found them while hunting for a bottle of rhubarb & ginger gin that I knew I had but couldn't find. While I was wondering where the hell it had gone, I went out and bought a couple more bottles. I have some gin.
The Tanqueray Flor de Sevilla is lush! Waitrose had it in special recently and the bottle we got didn't even last the weekend...

Re: I’m being surveyed by the government about Brexit

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:16 pm
by Rocky
I’m hoarding Gorilla gin......after a couple of these I don’t care if we get a no deal Brexit or indeed if @Markymark is the next Chancellor of the Exchequer
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Re: I’m being surveyed by the government about Brexit

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:27 pm
by Markymark
I think certain times of the year I pretty much am the chancellor keeping this country afloat.

Re: I’m being surveyed by the government about Brexit

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:35 pm
by Rocky
Markymark wrote:
5 years ago
I think certain times of the year I pretty much am the chancellor keeping this country afloat.
Well, if you’ve got any influence, I’d like to be Master of the Rolls - bacon rolls especially and pies (if there is such a job).

Re: I’m being surveyed by the government about Brexit

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:40 pm
by Markymark
Have I got any influence?? Really. Who do you think you’re talking to...some bald Walter Mitty idiot sitting here making stuff up? I’ll call the queen and get you signed up to the government immediately. Just turn up to Downing St with a bunch of bacon rolls tomorrow and say Markymark sent you. Don’t embarrass me by doing something sickeningly disgusting like putting ketchup on them though.

Re: I’m being surveyed by the government about Brexit

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:06 pm
by Hopless500
Regulator wrote:
5 years ago
The Tanqueray Flor de Sevilla is lush! Waitrose had it in special recently and the bottle we got didn't even last the weekend...
I'm rather partial to it 🍹

Re: I’m being surveyed by the government about Brexit

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:51 pm
by Fabbers
Rocky wrote:
5 years ago
I’m hoarding Gorilla gin......after a couple of these I don’t care if we get a no deal Brexit or indeed if @Markymark is the next Chancellor of the Exchequer

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I’m hoarding Meths..... it seems the sensible solutuon to Brexit....

Re: I’m being surveyed by the government about Brexit

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:52 pm
by Fabbers
Hopless500 wrote:
5 years ago
I'm rather partial to it 🍹
I find it rather sickly.... though Ranjpur on the other hand...

Re: I’m being surveyed by the government about Brexit

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:08 pm
by Hill Wimp
Regulator wrote:
5 years ago
If they've resorted to asking your opinion then I know we're f*cked.

I'm going to prepare for the Brexit Zombiepocalypse... I shall start hoarding food, ammunition and gin.
Make way we are moving in !

Re: I’m being surveyed by the government about Brexit

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:09 pm
by Hill Wimp
Hopless500 wrote:
5 years ago
I've accidentally started the hoarding of gin. I found a half bottle of Seville Tanqueray and a full bottle of the ordinary that I somehow forgot I had. I found them while hunting for a bottle of rhubarb & ginger gin that I knew I had but couldn't find. While I was wondering where the hell it had gone, I went out and bought a couple more bottles. I have some gin.
....................... for October :-)

Re: I’m being surveyed by the government about Brexit

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:11 pm
by Hill Wimp
Anybody tasted the other new Tanqueray Gin Malaca ?

Re: I’m being surveyed by the government about Brexit

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:11 pm
by Hill Wimp
Anyway @Markymark are you going to tell us what you said in the survey ?