Ephemera and whimsy
This might sound either sad or stalky, but I recognise that coral, that's Malolo Barrier Reef you are flying over, I went diving there, and you have just passed over Malolo Lailai island where we stayed.
I shed a tear when we were given the farewell song at the resort. It was such a lovely place.
Don't tell me you went to the pie shop, that is the one thing I didn't do and I regret.
I think I said this last time, but please go to Bill's in Darlinghurst https://www.bills.com.au/darlinghurst
The original restaurant of my favourite celebrity chef and where avocado on toast was invented (don't hold it against him, the rest of his food is brilliant) try the sweetcorn fritter breakfast, it is special.
*this has nothing to do with the high street chain 'bills' in the UK where there is an ongoing legal dispute over them basically nicking his brand identity.
Australians drink that shit up.
But, yes, either a Bundy ginger beer or a Solo would be better.
- "and when you've got a thirst for it, you've got to crack a Solo"
- is it just me, or does that ad look like the only PG outtakes of a gay porno?