Cycling Related

Today's job is to bring "cracking a solo" to a wider audience.

Sonic Budgie wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Today's job is to bring "cracking a solo" to a wider audience.

Performance art?

(A euphemism for exhibitionism)

Joan wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Yes, in British it just sounds like slang for masturbation.

I was going to say euphemism but it's pretty descriptive.

It's either masturbation or farting in the bath.

That is Edward Woodward

LowlifeDes wrote: ↑

4 years ago

That is Edward Woodward

......as in Edward Woodward would.

I am spending my annual afternoon drinking free coffee at the Mini dealership whilst my little orange penis extension gets its required seeing to

You use a mini as a penis extension? I can't decide if that's "every little bit helps" or a languid example of BDE.

BDE is a new one to me.

It would be having a little orange penis that would bother me.

Service and MOT done, they are just giving it a wash behind the gears and I can go home for the weekend.

I must note that this is the last service on a package that the first owner of the car took out, as from next year it gets done at my local garage; £500 for an oil change at the dealership is a bit rich.

Rutabaga wrote: ↑

4 years ago

It would be having a little orange penis that would bother me.

Place holder for Donald Trump joke

Dunckel wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Place holder for Donald Trump joke

...which makes me finding this YouTube clip a complete waste of time

I have just given my exhaust pipe a good seeing to with toothpaste and now it is lovely and shiny.

Dunckel wrote: ↑

4 years ago

I have just given my exhaust pipe a good seeing to with toothpaste and now it is lovely and shiny.

But what do your teeth look like?

Sitting in a lecture theatre in the Eastbourne campus of Brighton Uni. Wanting to sleep.