Toys!!!!!

[Markymark]

[Rutabaga]

OK, great. What is it?

[Dunckel]

Log splitter?

[Markymark]

A few tests.

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This lot to go.

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This (2nd broken one) for the bin

[Markymark]

Oh dear. Not all the photos worked. You get the idea!

[Markymark]

This lot to go.

[Markymark]

2nd broken one of these in the bin

[Joan]

Oh dear. Not all the photos worked. You get the idea!

Yeah, I've noticed that problem.

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[Mister Paul]

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Goodness man! Can you not wield an axe???

[Markymark]

Goodness man! Can you not wield an axe???

I can swing really hard. I can aim really well. For the life of me I can never do both at once.

[Joan]

Log splitter?

That's not a log splitter; this is a log splitter:

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Mod note: only posted to show you the sort of objectification and sexism that won't be tolerated here.

Joan note: my mum, the suburban solicitor who displayed no other bush craft, regularly split 1 Cwt of Mallee root with elan. Sadly it was not a skill she shared with me.

[Dunckel]

That's not a log splitter; this is a log splitter:

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Mod note: only posted to show you the sort of objectification and sexism that won't be tolerated here.

Joan note: my mum, the suburban solicitor who displayed no other bush craft, regularly split 1 Cwt of Mallee root with elan. Sadly it was not a skill she shared with me.

I should expect that childish jokes about him expertly wielding his enormous chopper will not be acceptable either.

[Markymark]

A much easier 45 mins doing this lot!

[Dunckel]

A much easier 45 mins doing this lot!

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How very Northern of you.

[Markymark]

How very Northern of you.

That cuts deeper than my 4tonne pressure wood splitter.