The entitled motorist thread
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:10 am
Here's a good one: Four of us were riding through a local park. It's not the typical pocket-handkerchief of grass and a few trees, but a huge tranche of open country, woodland, and farmland that has belonged to the council since the 1940s and includes a manor house (the original owner), a church, and a small village. It's also a dead-end, not a through route to anywhere.
As we rode carefully along the only road into the park, weaving around the many potholes, a large 4WD came up behind us and crept along for a good half a mile or so before an opportunity to pass us arose. As he came past he gave us not a friendly toot but an exasperated blast of the horn - we can all tell the difference.
Unfortunately for him we were all going to the same place, which was the car park of the walled garden and cafe a couple of hundred yards further on, so I was able to go and ask him why he was so impatient. He responded, 'You could go single file once in a while,' presumably so he could get to the car park a full thirty seconds before we did. I can't begin to imagine why this was so important to him.
It's a park, I said. The road is full of potholes. It's 20mph. He was starting to get a bit shirty, but his wife (looking embarrassed) intervened and then he did kind of grudgingly apologise.
As we wandered round the walled garden we kept coming across them, and giving them big over-friendly smiles. I do hope he thinks a bit about why he behaved like such a complete arse.
As we rode carefully along the only road into the park, weaving around the many potholes, a large 4WD came up behind us and crept along for a good half a mile or so before an opportunity to pass us arose. As he came past he gave us not a friendly toot but an exasperated blast of the horn - we can all tell the difference.
Unfortunately for him we were all going to the same place, which was the car park of the walled garden and cafe a couple of hundred yards further on, so I was able to go and ask him why he was so impatient. He responded, 'You could go single file once in a while,' presumably so he could get to the car park a full thirty seconds before we did. I can't begin to imagine why this was so important to him.
It's a park, I said. The road is full of potholes. It's 20mph. He was starting to get a bit shirty, but his wife (looking embarrassed) intervened and then he did kind of grudgingly apologise.
As we wandered round the walled garden we kept coming across them, and giving them big over-friendly smiles. I do hope he thinks a bit about why he behaved like such a complete arse.