Things you'd like to say but can't... or things you wanted to say and did.

[Regulator]

I've just told an NHS bod that it is unacceptable to send over at 4.00 p.m. of Friday changes they want implemented on Monday (never mind the fact that the changes are things they can't impose anyway).

I've also told him that our Contract runs out on Sunday and, no, we won't have an implied Contract as he suggests as the criteria to have an implied Contract haven't been met.

He is a prime example of why the NHS is in a mess.

[Rocky]

I'm soon to meet up with some ex-colleagues from my previous employer......to the Brexiteer, I just want to say 'thank you, you nobber, for farking the country over'. All Brexit solutions = undesirable or undeliverable.

[Iris]

If that's the procurement process it's no surprise that the government has bought so many substandard services.

(I might have said something reasonably similar, which was totally unfair to the team which is doing a very good job in very trying circumstances.)