Bollocks to Brexit

[Sonic Budgie]

Actually it's worse than that. She did not seem to understand that freedom of movement is a two way street, and believed that people could live in Europe in the future because she did in the past.

It boggles the imagination.

I have a feeling there's going to be a lot of going on when reality starts to bite.

[Whiskeyjack]

It probably is the case, that people will only realise what they get from Europe when they don’t have it anymore. Unfortunately they will probably blame Europe, for being nasty and vindictive, rather than learn any lessons.

I think I’ve become a pessimist.

[Greg]

Harry and Meghan show us how a proper Brexit should be done.

[LowlifeDes]

I have just thought of a benefit of leaving at 23:00 GMT. People who go to the celebration in parliament Square stand a chance of making the last train back to their bit of the home counties.

[Mister Paul]

Penny for a bong?

[LowlifeDes]

Should be restricted to UK resident voters and 3p each maximum.

[Joan]

I was so confused after googling, trying to understand why boris was considering raising half a million to make a bong in the shape of Big Ben, and how everyone would get a toke, and anyway, isn't dope still illegal?

Yup, I seem to have missed the news for a day or 2.

[Mister Paul]

I was so confused after googling, trying to understand why boris was considering raising half a million to make a bong in the shape of Big Ben, and how everyone would get a toke, and anyway, isn't dope still illegal?

Yup, I seem to have missed the news for a day or 2.

That would be almost as stupid as raising half a million to install a temporary floor up a tower and delay renovations just to be able to ring a bell that everyone knows the sound of anyway on a day that nothing physically changes.

[Joan]

Philip Pullman calls for boycott of Brexit 50p coin over 'missing' Oxford comma

[Mister Paul]

I'll be in Eastern Europe on "brexit day". And I wouldn't have it any other way. Hopefully they'll read this and not let me back in.

[LowlifeDes]

[Joan]

Kylie but no Madonna?

[Regulator]

I assume The Beetles is a Beatles tribute act...

Is the sign from [Moderated] local pub?

[LowlifeDes]

I was just hoping that the Czech beer is brewed in the UK.

[Regulator]

I was just hoping that the Czech beer is brewed in the UK.

If it's Pravha, then it's brewed in the UK.