Bollocks to Brexit

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Post by Dunckel » 4 years ago

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Nah it wouldn't say "legs", it would say "ankles" .........
I think you just gave me a weird compliment, but I'm not sure.
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Post by LowlifeDes » 4 years ago

I had never thought about this before but I guess that it could be an issue for a particularly well endowed person with dwarfism.
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LowlifeDes wrote:
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I had never thought about this before but I guess that it could be an issue for a particularly well endowed person with dwarfism.
I think having your legs chopped off would be an issue for most people to be honest.
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Post by The Real Ravenhurst » 4 years ago

Sonic Budgie wrote:
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I think having your legs chopped off would be an issue for most people to be honest.
No pleasing some folk.
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Post by Sonic Budgie » 4 years ago

They're singing songs on the coach I'm on, they can fuck off if they I'm going to.
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Post by LowlifeDes » 4 years ago

Brexit: PM sends letter to Brussels seeking further delay https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-50112924

I can only imagine that this is the same as something that he did when forced to write a letter of apology as a child.
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LowlifeDes wrote:
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Brexit: PM sends letter to Brussels seeking further delay https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-50112924

I can only imagine that this is the same as something that he did when forced to write a letter of apology as a child.
Ah yes, the second letter. The equivelant of apologising to your teacher but with your fingers crossed behind your back so it doesn't count.
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Post by LowlifeDes » 4 years ago

It would be insultingly appropriate for the response to be a query as to whether or not there are any grown ups available to negotiate with.
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Post by Mister Paul » 4 years ago

Let's hope the ignore his childishness and act as if he has signed it.

The most worrying thing is that this kind of behaviour is no longer surprising.
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LowlifeDes wrote:
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I can only imagine that this is the same as something that he did when forced to write a letter of apology as a child.
"but without his signature"

Yup. 12 year old Boris apologising with his fingers crossed behind his back, or saying "I am sorry you were offended"

Edit: Note to self, refresh before replying to a post that is hours old
Dunckel wrote:
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Ah yes, the second letter. The equivelant of apologising to your teacher but with your fingers crossed behind your back so it doesn't count.
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"but without his signature"

Yup. 12 year old Boris apologising with his fingers crossed behind his back, or saying "I am sorry you were offended"

Edit: Note to self, refresh before replying to a post that is hours old
It shows we all see through it in the same way. At least these posts are time stamped so when they do the same joke on Mock the Week we get the royalties.
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Post by LowlifeDes » 4 years ago

I am slightly disappointed. I had hoped that Donald Tusk might have tweeted a photo of the other letter stuck on his fridge.
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Post by Greg » 4 years ago

I think I'm in love with John Bercow
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I think I'm in love with John Bercow
He is still a preening popinjay.
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