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Ephemera and whimsy
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Post by Sonic Budgie » 4 years ago

Today's job is to bring "cracking a solo" to a wider audience.
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Sonic Budgie wrote:
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Today's job is to bring "cracking a solo" to a wider audience.
Performance art?

(A euphemism for exhibitionism)
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Post by Rutabaga » 4 years ago

Joan wrote:
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Yes, in British it just sounds like slang for masturbation.

I was going to say euphemism but it's pretty descriptive.
It's either masturbation or farting in the bath.
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Post by LowlifeDes » 4 years ago

That is Edward Woodward
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LowlifeDes wrote:
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That is Edward Woodward
......as in Edward Woodward would.
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Post by Dunckel » 4 years ago

I am spending my annual afternoon drinking free coffee at the Mini dealership whilst my little orange penis extension gets its required seeing to
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Post by Joan » 4 years ago

You use a mini as a penis extension? 😂 I can't decide if that's "every little bit helps" or a languid example of BDE.
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Post by Dunckel » 4 years ago

BDE is a new one to me. ;D
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Post by Rutabaga » 4 years ago

It would be having a little orange penis that would bother me.
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Post by Dunckel » 4 years ago

Service and MOT done, they are just giving it a wash behind the gears and I can go home for the weekend.

I must note that this is the last service on a package that the first owner of the car took out, as from next year it gets done at my local garage; £500 for an oil change at the dealership is a bit rich.
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Post by Dunckel » 4 years ago

Rutabaga wrote:
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It would be having a little orange penis that would bother me.
Place holder for Donald Trump joke
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Dunckel wrote:
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Place holder for Donald Trump joke
...which makes me finding this YouTube clip a complete waste of time
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Post by Dunckel » 4 years ago

I have just given my exhaust pipe a good seeing to with toothpaste and now it is lovely and shiny.
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Dunckel wrote:
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I have just given my exhaust pipe a good seeing to with toothpaste and now it is lovely and shiny.
But what do your teeth look like?
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Post by Mister Paul » 4 years ago

Sitting in a lecture theatre in the Eastbourne campus of Brighton Uni. Wanting to sleep.
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