Ephemera and whimsy
Andy Hamilton, on Radio 4 this evening, was very funny. He told the story of footballer Lee Todd, who was sent off after a record-breaking two seconds. The ref blew the whistle for play to start and Todd exclaimed, 'Fuck me, that was loud.'
Andy is funny
Sarah Vine (Mrs Michael Gove) was on Broadcasting House last Sunday. Stewart Lee - um - came up, and she wouldn't talk about him as he had written the most disgusting thing about her. That - of course - sent me to google. I found two quotes, both drew shocked laughter. I don't know which one she was complaining about.
As a student, David Cameron is rumoured to have put his penis into a dead pig. To outdo him as an adult, in an act even more bizarre and obscene, Michael Gove put his penis into a Daily Mail journalist.
So apparently somewhere in Colorado someone organised a moonlight cinema in bed event, where you could pay $50+ to lie on an inflatable mattress, eat popcorn and watch a movie. But during the afternoon, the wind picked up.