Twitter watch

[LowlifeDes]

Apparently the phrase "went to Italy to baptise his son" is a euphemism.

[LowlifeDes]

That was a nervous moment

[JohnToo]

Indeed. I came into the kitchen yesterday just as they played the Elements, and I thought the only reason could be his death.

[Iris]

I was poking around on the site yesterday and found this. I'd never come across it before and love it.

[Sonic Budgie]

Meh

[Joan]

A Chinese official posted this

It's fake, but disturbing

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It's a terrible slur, apparently, because the Afghan boy the Australian army is credibly accused of murdering in this manner was 14,not 4.

It's very clear that there is more outrage about this tweet than murder of 39 adults and children by the Army. The PM (#ScottyFromMarketing) is incensed about the tweet, but he wouldn't even allow the army to remove medals given to special forces for their actions in Afghanistan.

[LowlifeDes]

And it is Olaf.

[Sonic Budgie]

Nicked, but I don't care:

I don't think he can do that!

[LowlifeDes]

Jim Davidson in not funny mode

[Mister Paul]

Jim Davidson in not funny mode

He's gone like Bernard Manning did - can't cope with the fact that his comedy is retrospectively not funny or appropriate. He's a grumpy old YouTube man.

[The Real Ravenhurst]

Jim Davidson in not funny mode

Does he have another mode?

[Sonic Budgie]

[Joan]

Thank you TRR.

I was thinking this was Godzilla vs Megalon. If I am a citizen of Tokyo, I want them both to go to hell. Or back to Nuclear Island or whatever. It's been a while.

[Mister Paul]

Have you watched JD's YouTube clips. As someone who made a living by making people laugh, he's a grumpy old sod.

[Joan]

Have you watched JD's YouTube clips. As someone who made a living by making people laugh, he's a grumpy old sod.

Only that one, and not all the way through. I mean, I hate Piers Morgan, but I don't think you can blame him for the JD's friends death.

Boris, on the other hand, well, we need an explanation for having the worst CV death rate in the world, a few weeks ago.