Meanwhile...

[Dunckel]

Cut the book in half down the spine and put the other half in Dunckel's bag?

Or just put the whole thing in my bag and get me to carry it.

[Rutabaga]

Or just put the whole thing in my bag and get me to carry it.

Ah, you've moved the goalposts now! I got the impression that wasn't an option

[Lullabelle]

Ah, you've moved the goalposts now! I got the impression that wasn't an option

I have bought a smaller book.

[Rutabaga]

I have bought a smaller book.

Good solution! Small books are best for holiday reading.

[Lullabelle]

Good solution! Small books are best for holiday reading.

Small books are also easier to carry.

[Markymark]

Spoiler, the caterpillar gets full.

[Dunckel]

Spoiler, the caterpillar gets full.

Right, I didn't want to, but you forced me.

[Lullabelle]

Spoiler, the caterpillar gets full.

*bottom lip wobbling* you have ruined the book for me now

[Lullabelle]

Right, I didn't want to, but you forced me.

This is brilliant

[Joan]

Right, I didn't want to, but you forced me.

Spunky! Australian? <google google> no, New Zealand. Cancel the fireworks.

[Regulator]

Look what dropped through the letterbox today:

If only it had arrived last week my seaside fish and chips on Saturday would have been cheaper ...

[Markymark]

Look what dropped through the letterbox today:


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If only it had arrived last week my seaside fish and chips on Saturday would have been cheaper ...

Do you get it in top of the oap discount?

[Regulator]

Do you get it in top of the oap discount?

Cheeky git!

You can use it to get additional discounts at some stores - Go Outdoors, for example, will add a further 10% discount on top of any other discounts.

[Markymark]

Funnily enough I seem to mostly get a stupidlondonwanker discount which pretty much doubles the price of everything.

[JohnToo]

Look what dropped through the letterbox today:


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If only it had arrived last week my seaside fish and chips on Saturday would have been cheaper ...

Something you share with Drago, perhaps?